Surgeon General Runs PSA's Warning Skiers And Snowboarders That
Coffee Mill Is Highly Addictive!

WARNING:  Coffee Mill Ski & Snowboard Resort, not unlike The Matterhorn, with its huge vertical, innovative terrain and casual style has been found to be highly addictive.  Its intoxicating bluff country beauty, its wild challenges (from O'Chute to Dick's Dive) and buttery smooth corduroy groomed slopes may create irresistible urges to ski and ride for days on end, consume copious amounts of delicious food and drink and
stay additional nights in Wabasha.  

Surgeon General Prepared To Step In To Curb Excitement At
Coffee Mill Ski & Snowboard Resort!

Public Beware - PSA's & Warning Labels May Go In Effect At Coffee Mill
    The enthusiam surrounding skiing & snowboarding at Coffee Mill and their new FREE Lift Ticket Offer has caused quite a stir.  And rumors have been swirling that EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY, the Surgeon General is now running PSA's (Public Service Announcements) warning the public about the experience awaiting those who ski and snowboard at Coffee Mill, Minnesota's Ski & Snowboard Hot Spot.  Some say that warning labels may have to be added to all their lift tickets!  

Capital Hill Plans Investigations Into Addictive Power Of Coffee Mill
    Ski area officials are planning to hold a press conference tlater this week to discuss the details of the settlement reached in a long running dispute over the addictive power of their buttery smooth slopes, their killer steeps, their big air terrain parks, their inviting 1st time skier & snowboarder programs and their cozy, delicious chalet.  Said a Captial Hill spokesperson who declined to give his name, "Yes we are concerned . . . and it's about time we do something about it."  When asked about the timetable of such possible action, he quipped, "we plan to fuloly investigate this matter . . . just as soon as we get back from using our FREE Lift Ticket Voucher".

Ski & Snowboard Paparazzi Get GM - Brian Fries To Comment
    So in response to possible senate sanctions, Coffee Mill is taking a proactive full disclosure approach to counter any possible "Sting Operations" which may occur at the hands of the State.  Ski & snowboard paparazzi caught up to Coffee Mill GM, Brian Fries between runs on the scary steep O'Chute the other day and when asked to comment, he had the following to say.

"We firmly believe that the public should be fully aware of whatthey are getting into when they shred the slopes at Coffee Mill, Minnesota's Ski & SNowboard Hot Spot".  Running PSA's and additing a warning label to all our lift tickets, is actually a heck-of-a-good-idea, you know".  Brian Fries, GM - Coffee Mill Ski & Snowboard Resort

P.S.  Prepare to experience irrational exuberance at Coffee Mill, but first, Visit: www.skiandsave.com to get your FREE Lift Ticket Voucher 

VISIT:  www.skiandsave.com
to get your FREE Lift Ticket At
Coffee Mill Ski & Snowboard Resort, Minnesota's Ski & Snowboard Hot Spot

Ski Czar - Craig Prescher